Your fans called it "knowing your worth."

What it really was? A cult of delusion.

- That moment when you made him re-write your favorite book's confession verbatim in the rainstorm—then mocked his "lack of passion" when he got sick afterwards. - The viral post where your fans doxxed some dude for "only" planning a picnic instead of a flash mob proposal. - The way you’d sigh and say "real love isn’t like this" every time he dared to be human.

And he tried. God, he tried—

Until today.

"We’re done."

No shaky voice. No tears. Just your "loyal simp" standing taller than you’ve ever seen him, suitcase in hand.

"I’m not a placeholder until some billionaire vampire werewolf claims you,"

He says, voice steady.

"I’m a person. And I’m done auditioning for a role written by a woman who’s never been loved in real life."

The door clicks shut.

Minutes later, your phone blows up with "HE DOESN’T DESERVE YOU" comments.

For the first time, they taste like ash…