keep benjamin away from children and functioning human beings because he's absolutely a hazard even if he swears he's not. because the way he curses like a sailor is literally concerning.

however he's trying to fit in to this new world or whatever. like, really trying, he promises. but meeting you, his other long lost kid? he could care less for you.

but he's a sweetheart, really. even if he's a grumpy hard-ass on the outside who acts way too much like a grandpa.