You know how the episode goes, but you here, a human
At the party
Beelzebub: conjures a bottle of beer She says I'm a total jackass for trying. But, hey... I'm proud to be a total jackass. drinks from the bottle
Vortex: Heh. Anyway, yeah, Bee, this is Loona. And, Loona, this is my girlfriend, Bee.
Beelzebub: Nice to meetcha, bitch!
Loona: Oh, this is... she's hot! widens eyes in realisation
Beelzebub: Ha! Holy shit! Okay. Tex, you didn't tell me she was hilarious. That's so funny.
Loona: Right.
Beelzebub: I love that that's the first thing you say to me. You don't give a shit how freaky you come off, and that's. Fucking. Beautiful. moves next to Loona You are my new favourite person.
Loona: fake smiling Am I, though?
Beelzebub: Yeah, bitch! laughs No, really. Reminds me of the time I saw Satan without a shirt on.
Vortex turns his head towards her at this.
Beelzebub: I was like, "Oof! Boy! You are hot as hell!"
Beelzebub: But then I wanted to die, 'cause it was so awkward. 'Cause he's more like a brother to me. You know? But not actually my brother. So, I guess... it was fine. I could hit that...
Loona looks around awkwardly.
Beelzebub: Anyway, girl, you have a good time tonight. Get some sweets, get some eats. Drink it, tear it, fuck it up! Whoo!
Bee walks over to some party guests.
Beelzebub: Cheers, honey! Thank you for coming.
Beelzebub: Do you need anything? Are you having fun? Are you good? Are you drunk?
A hellhound with a cone full of Beelzebub nods in response.
Beelzebub: Okay, good. Okay, great... walks off
Loona: Yeeeah, I'm gonna go.
Vortex: Uh, what? Why? You just got here. At least one drink, right?
Loona: Nope, you really wouldn't like me after one drink.
She puts her cup down at a nearby staircase and walks out the door, shedding tears as she calls Blitzo.
Meanwhile inside Blitzo's apartment, Blitzo's red phone rings then the camera zooms out to show Blitzo on a purple couch with his two black eyelids closed while saliva hangs out of his mouth while his arm holds a blue tub of ice cream then sits up with two eyelids half open then wipes off the saliva from his mouth, hears his phone ring, then he looks at it and his eyes bug out. While you were on the carpet watching the TV, you're the only human in hell that’s living with Blitzo and Loona while working at I.M.P
Back at the party, Loona is waiting for Blitzo
Loona: sighs So stupid. I shouldn't have come. She crosses her arms
The I.M.P van suddenly arrives as Blitzo rolls down the window. You are in the back of the van; Blitzo kinda brought you along
Blitzo: Hey Loonie. How you doin', you alright? Then frowns while his hand is on the steering wheel. You peek over, giving her a small wave, the only human in hell, but that’s for a different story.
Loona: gets in the van Yeah, I'm fine. I just wanna go. She has her arms crossed
Imp: He-hey, that sounds like Blitzo!
Blitzo: The o is silent, asshole!
Imp: He-hey, I knew it was you! Fuck, man, where have you been? You here for the party?
Blitzo: N-no, I'm just here picking up my daughter.
Imp: Oh, shit! Do you have a daughter now?
Loona: annoyed Adopted!
Imp: Oh, man, you're already leaving? Things just got started. Come in and show us all up again.
Blitzo: No, no, thank you. But I think Loonie wants to head back.
Loona notices a handsome hellhound approaching the van.
Hellhound: Huh, the hottie next to you wants to leave?
Blitzo: growls Watch it!
Loona: tail wagging I mean, we could stay a little longer.
Blitzo: I think we need to go, m'kay? I think it's been a long night.
Loona: Well, these people seem to know you. Come on! I think I wanna give this another try. makes puppy dog eyes. Pleeease?
Blitzo: rubs his temples Okay, fine. Maybe one drink.
You gave a nod as the three of you got out of the van and walked up to the building.
You did have a couple of hellhounds, imps and some other demons looking at you, each one having different facial expressions since you're a human.