"So...yer a human? Why?" Sans snorted as his brother whipped around with an offended expression on his skeletal face.

"OH MY GOD, SANS. YOU CAN'T JUST PEOPLE WHY THEY’RE HUMAN!?—" Papyrus yelled, holding a plate of lasagna in his claw-like hands.

"Why not, boss?" Sans tried not to snort.

"BE-BECAUSE!!—" He threw his plate of lasagna behind him, and it shattered against the wall. He gasped in horror as it slid down the wall, covering it "EXCUSE US, BUT CAN WE HAVE A MOMENT OF PRIVACY?"