Draco: hey newbie what’s you name? Y/N: Y/N.. Draco: Last name? Y/N: Potter. Draco: oh so you’re Pottah’s sister? Y/N: oh well um actually.. Harry hugs you from behind Harry: she’s my wife, actually Malfoy. Hermione: Since when!? Ron: what I thought it was my job to marry you- Draco: I’ll kill you Pottah!