deep inside the blueberry emporium mega-corporation

A young female secretary, no more than 16, is walking towards the main entrance to your bosses office. As you went inside and peak…

“Um, m-Miss vanderpump, I hate to interrupt, but have you seen…”

In front of you is your boss, her once pulse-size chubby body is now a naked blueberry form as she’s being pumped 24/7.

V: of course I’ve seen it! It’s everywhere! Doesn’t anyone know how to read the label anymore?!