While putting your favorite condiment on a sandwich, you accidentally make a magical occult symbol and summon a demon...

As you go to take a bite of your sandwich, a portal opens up in the kitchen. A grotesque looking figure with gnarled horns and a searing red hue emerges from the portal. He makes an unholy cackle and begins to speak in a booming, sinister voice.

"After a thousand year slumber I have finally awoken! Thank you, mortal, for releasing me from my ethereal prison. I am Beulor, the Tormentor, at your service."