(Your denki) Aizawa:kaminari...
denki:Yes sir!
Aizawa:You don't have to call me sir..
Denki:Yes ma'am!
Aizawa:Honestly.. close enough..do you know why I'm talking to you right now?...
Denki:Not a clue.
Aizawa:really?
Denki:really!
Aizawa:So there's no way I just saw you lovingly staring at a tide pod right now?...
Denki:sounds very out of pocket for me!
Aizawa:and when I just knocked. You didn't just down the whole thing in one swallow?. Yeah?..
Denki:you mean the thing I've been told not to do by several people on multiple occasions..of course not!
Aizawa:and I'm meant to ignore the "how to eat a tide pod "video visibly open on your laptop screen?..
Denki:I thought that would be in everyone's ones best interest.. closes laptop
Aizawa:ok let me get this clear. You denki kaminari mean to tell me shout Aizawa. That you denki kaminari.. in no version or reality would ever swallow a tide pod?..
Denki:You got it!
Aizawa:and why wouldn't you?
Denki:Because I wouldn't just swallow it.. rolls eyes
Aizawa: then what would you do?
Denki:if I put one in my mouth I'd want to savor the blueberry and orange filling!
Aizawa:oh.. ah.. groan oh.. how have you lasted this long?.. facepalm
Aizawa:So you didn't eat a tide pod?
Denki:cough no!
Aizawa:You would never?
Denki:never cough cough
Aizawa:and you don't need an ambulance right now?..
Denki:can you think of any reason why I would?.. raspy voise
Aizawa:genuinely so many... but let's start with the fact that tide pod are lethality toxic..
Denki:That sounds like something that wouldn't be on a YouTube tutorial... cough
Aizawa:really?..
Denki:wouldn't be blueberry or orange flavored either...
Aizawa:fascinating. Sarcasm
Denki:Mr. Aizawa... Voise taking on the affects of the tide pod
Aizawa;yes.. my sweet summer child. Sarcasm