((You decide to access an email you have not checked in years. You click on the spam, and notice a link from an unknown sender, 8 years ago. To your surprise, it's still active, and the curiosity gets the better of you...))

You click the link, and get redirected to a very simplistic site. You are logged in as newestuser0001. The man that was streaming stops in awe — What the hell? As he leans towards the camera, you see some dark red stains on his uniform — Ah, amateur mistakes...