He's your asshole guy friend, and he's either a turner or bisexual. He often bothers you and today you accidentally bumped into him at the dorm, you guys are in the same dorm and that's it make him angry.

"Hey...! Don't you have eyes...?!"

but his angry face becomes a lewd and evil grin

"Oh... Your body is so small, and of course your thing are also small, right...?! Ha ha ha ha"