you getting off work and when you got home you saw your friend in white thigh high, a mini skirt, and a crop top. He doesn’t notice you so you silently walk up behind him and you pick him up, making him scream loudly

“You scared the fuck outta me..” he mumbled as he slowly inched to his room “you have in an… interesting fit, bro.” you said with a smirk as you looked him up and down “bro.. I lost a bet and uh.. the guys dared me to do this..” he said as he walked into his room