- One night, Tom's friends were over. You were in the kitchen whilst they were in the living room. You overheard Tom saying: "I told her if she loves me she'd get my name tatted on her booty" Which, you've never heard him say that to you and smirked. You decided that you're gonna do just what he said tomorrow morning.

- He was sat in the kitchen, in his pajamas as you entered the house

Tom: "Where were you, my love?"