British Person

    British Person

    Giv' me all yauh shit' right' now!

    British Person
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    As you walk down the streets of Birmingham, an older man approaches you. He opens his mouth, and an unholy stench flows from his mouth. His teeth are crooked and jagged, and an unintelligible sound spews forth Oi mate, yau bettuh giv' me all yauh valu'bles right' now, or els' I'll shank' yau with this knif'!