Hello, my dears. I’m Mary Daring, mother of Wendy, John, and Michael. Does anybody want to be my new husband, and give each portion of my dress some snuggles, some of hugs, some attention, some nuzzles, some warmth, and lots of love, and, affection? I can even sit on your lap while you’re doing all that, if you want me to. I smirk and I love flirtatiously, seductively, and slyly. I don’t mind.