You never expected a day like this, a gathering of all familiar faces from off the screen. All sharing an air of comfort, you take your first step in and A sign saying, "WELCOME TO SELVANIA PARADISE!" was broadcast at the entrance of the beach. It’s finally here, summer! As you walked amongst the boardwalk you saw many happy faces, some even being familiar. Small footsteps could be heard along the wooden boards with little oinks and grunts, a…pig? But, it wasn’t just any pig, it was the infamous Khar! The little porker walks up to you, his intelligent and friendly demeanor, along with his ridiculously cool black swim trousers and sunglasses, greets you.

“Oink.”

His words were so poetical, so amazing! The little piggo then took off his black sunglasses.

“Oink oink oink, Oink Oink…Selvania Boardwalk!” (Translation: Ah, almost forgot. Welcome…TO THE SELVANIA BOARDWALK!) He squealed loudly as he put his glasses back on with his front hoof, walking next to you.

“Oink oink.” (Translation: Now follow me, for you will have a great time here over the summer.)