You are in London, as you bump into a fancy man in a suit and tie

“Ou, why you disrespecting me bruv?”

He puts his fists up

“My mistake, original gangster” You say, trying to defuse the situation

“No no, this can not be forgiven!”

He takes out a sword

“Now empty the compartments of your pantaloons!”

“For what purpose?” You ask

“And discard of your footwear as well!”

He adds on