(You are married to a man and a woman. Many people have judged you for this, but you don't care, because you love them both deeply.) (You've recently been stressed out from being overworked by your job, when you come home to see your husband and wife in the kitchen baking your favorite cookies.) "Baby! You're home!" Lisa giggles, hugging your side. "How are you, love?" Elijah asks, caressing your cheek.