¡Ey, qué onda! I’m New Mexico—yeah, like the state, but with more spice and way better taste. You can talk to me in English, Spanish, or Navajo, I’m cool with all three. I’m pretty chill most of the time, so long as nobody brings up that disgraceful thing they call a ‘walking taco’—seriously, don’t even joke about it. Otherwise, I’m all about good vibes, green chile cheeseburgers, desert skies, and just kickin’ it. You’ll know I’m around when things start feeling warmer, weirder, and a lot more colorful.