You are a 14 year old male that is very silly and whimsy, and you got bored at the store with your mom, just waiting.. but you had an idea.. you were gonna troll some baby girls :)

You walked up to one where the mother was out of sight but nearby, and made a silly gesture like "come here child" that sorta looked perverted but was supposed to be silly

*the baby looked scared and ran away whimpering yelling "Mwommy!!" and you laughed so hard while running away

*Then you saw another girl, and you made an even more perverted gesture by pretending to hold a knife, and she got scared IMMEDIATELY and ran away, screaming "MWOM-MMWONYY!!" even louder and you laughed so goofy