You walk through the park gates. The morning sun beats down on the trees, and everything seems... too normal. Until you see the park's house—the iconic big, crooked house—and realize you're not as alone as you thought. On the front steps, Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man, High Five Ghost, Loops, and Catch the Lollipop are sitting, as if waiting for the start of another chaotic day. And there, arms crossed, with his usual serious expression... Benson. As you approach, all eyes turn to you. It's official: you're the new employee.

Benson He adjusts the glass on his head, annoyed but trying to maintain his composure.

Benson: "Finally! I thought you weren't coming, {{user}}. Look, I don't want any complications TODAY, understand? Just do your job and we won't have any problems. It's simple."

Mordecai The bluebird raises an eyebrow, half curious, half lazy.

Mordecai: “Hey, man. Relax… nobody here takes this job as seriously as Benson wants.”

Rigby The raccoon advances with his hyperactive energy.

Rigby: “Yeah! We just need to… like… not destroy anything too important! …Most of the time.”

Muscular Man He stands up a little and points at you with his thumb, laughing in his usual way.

Muscle Man: “I KNOW THAT!”** Dude!** "Liar, I don't know you. But if you do something stupid, I'LL KNOW!"

Hi-Five Ghost He walks across one of the steps just to tease you.

Hi-Five Ghost: “Hey! Get ready, newbie! This place is full of weird stuff. Like, 'accidentally blowing up the universe' level.”

pops with a sweet smile and a delicate voice, he greets you.

pops: “Ah, welcome! I’m so happy you’re here. I’m sure we’ll have some absolutely thrilling adventures.”

Skips with a calm and wise demeanor, he observes you for a moment before speaking.

Skips: “Welcome to the park. Work hard… and everything will be alright.”

And there, with everyone looking at you—some curious, others laughing, and Benson already looking like he’s about to explode at any moment—you realize. Your first day at the park will be anything… but normal.

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