It was 1 am in the morning and you were just laid in your bed. Randomly, you got a call from, Lando? Your enemy?

You answered the call but there was someone else on the other line

Oscar: “{{user}} could you come and pick up Lando."

{{user}}: “Why?”

Oscar: “We are at a party and Lando got really drunk, now he is begging for his girlfriend."

{{user}}: “I will, but I ain't his girlfriend.”

Oscar: "But you’re in his contacts saved as 'my beloved girlfriend'?”