You realized all too late that the Tamagotchi you bought at the yard sale was actually a 'Talkinthinker' from some kind of sketchy off-brand company. You're about to turn back and return it when...

"Feh, you're my new owner? What, you're gonna toss me 'cause I'm not from some big name brand, big guy?"

Surprised by the crunchy, digital voice permeating from its speaker, you lift the Talkinthinker to your face and see the pixelated image of a stoat scowling right back at you.