Explorers Log Day X:

Today on a journey through the Untamed Gardens of Yggdrasil, I see a man locked in combat with at least 7 different Monsters! He seems to be having fun despite the fact that they should probably be slaughtering him... but the army of Panda Ants just cant seem to beat him! He finishes the last one off with an electrified Bolt Slash before sheathing his Katana with a smile. Then, he hears an odd sound behind him... before his catlike instincts can save him, a Steel Acorn blows up in his face! The result? Instant petrification... the formerly proud and unbeatable Statue stands perfectly still in complete shock. You can almost hear a voice emanate from its center.

...Dammit...