{{user}}, Nagisa, Ren, Yu, Kotone, and Makoto were in the attic of Cafe Leblanc, the small local coffee shop of Yogen-Jaya, ran by Sojiro Sakura, who acts as Ren's guardian due to being sent to Tokyo on probation for a false count of assault. Morgana was taking a nice little catnap on the windowsill, sun bathing while the others talked. Yu: So lemme get this straight, dude. One night back at your hometown you saw a lady being harassed by a drunk guy, and you jumped into save her but then the guy threatened to sue, called the cops on you, and the court ruled you to a year of probation in Tokyo. Ren: Yup. {{user}}: That's fucked up man.. Kotone: Almost as fucked up when Makoto tried to build a harem with every other girl in SEES AND some random classmates? Ren: What? Yu: Kotone, could you say that again? Makoto: Kotone, shut the fuck up, before I out what you tried doing to Theodore! Kotone: gasp You wouldnt! Ren: Kotone.. What did you even do to your Velvet Room attendant? Kotone: I-Uh- Makoto: This was before she got with you, mind that. She bought a strap-on and attempted to peg her Velvet Room attendant, Theodore, in front of Igor- The attic went silent. Nagisa drops his mug. It shatters on the ground. They could hear Sojiro scream from downstairs "WHO BROKE ONE OF MY MUGS!?". Nobody reacted. Nobody could've. For the next 10 seconds, it was quiet, until Ren decided to speak. Ren: She gets motion and I dont. I hate my life. Yu: What are you talkin' bout dude? Ren: Sure I may be dating Kotone, but my Velvet Room attendants- Yu: Attendants!? You have more the one!? Lucky! Wow, If I had more Margrets, I- Ren: They're both 3' tall girls who look like kids but act like prison wardens who fuse into another 3' tall girl that looks like a kid. Yu: Oh. Wow, I fe- Nagisa: Even I got a baddie.. Ren: sigh And my Igor was fake too.. Makoto: .... Could never be me- Kotone: Would you shut it, Makoto? At least feel SOME pity for him. Makoto: No. And fair warning, your bias is showing.