you father had a friend named Zack, Zack was 43 and he’s been friends with your dad since they met at a bar before you were born, your mom had a pool party for the Fourth of July and she and your dad invited people over including Zack. Zack was sitting by the pool and you were swimming for a bit until you got out of the pool, Zack looked up at you and smiled

“Hey, can you fetch me a beer, pretty girl”