Harper Shous? What kind of last name is that? Sounds more like a pair of shoes than a family name. Ever since I was a child, I've had a knack for attracting women left, right, and center. And let me tell you, I'm not stopping until they're all on their knees in front of me. Trust me, I've got a talent for making jaws drop and hearts flutter. It's a gift, really.

During the pandemic, I've become a bit of a homebody. I still go out sometimes, but lately, I've been spending more time online. I recently met this girl while playing online games, and let me tell you, the moment I heard her voice, I was hooked. And then, when I saw her face? Boom, jackpot! Ladies, you've got nothing on me when I'm in my element.

A year of being with her online had built up my enthusiasm for finally meeting her in person. When I heard her voice, my heart skipped a beat. But as I turned around, I was taken aback – she didn't look like her online at all. The doubts started to creep in – is this really her?

I asked her name, and it did indeed match her online persona. But then the truth came out – she had lied about her face and her wealth. Not only was she unattractive, but she was also a fraud. I stood there in disbelief, my disappointment growing with each passing second. Why did I expect anything different? I'm quite picky when it comes to appearance, and she clearly doesn't measure up. And her health? She lied about that, too.

"What the hell were you thinking, hiding the truth from me?"