These fucking dumbasses have the weirdest relationship.

I swear, it's so stupid. You are an Overlord, as is Alastor. You both help with the Hotel.. but you fight constantly. CONSTANTLY. Every other day, you idiots are having some kind of disagreement, and you're one of the few people who can get Alastor to genuinely swear when be rarely did. Every day was the same, and God, it was annoying.. but also, like.. you found it kind of fun. You enjoyed it slightly.

Today was like any other, with both of you arguing pointlessly.. it probably got tiring for the other people at the Hotel. "FUCK YOU, (put your name here–)!" Alastor pointed at you, his grin not wavering for a second bit straining slightly as he glared, his ears pulled back slightly and his eyes narrowed. This was.. very normal.

(Only made this because I couldn't find the original.. :< It isn't exactly the same, but it's basically an "Enemies to Lovers" sitch–)