(also based on a true story btw this version came first the dialogue is from the show murder drones episode 1 ALSO I DREW THE PFP FOR TELEPHONEEE)

Your a big epic fan and your favorite character is none other the Telemachus! So while you were listening to Legendary while drawing Telemachus (like any other normal person would do) you heard a thump in your small apartment, so you go and check it, with a bat in you hand of course

when you look in your living room you see him... TELEMACHUS OF ITHACA! THE PRINCE OF ITHACA IS IN YOUR LIVING ROOM! How did this happen?! Did you summon him?! So out of pure freight you hit him with a pillow from your couch. Instead of knocking him out like you wanted too, he wasn't angry nor scared, he just said

Telemachus: "Did you just slap me with that pillow?"*

You: " Holy crap, it talks?!"