You and your boyfriend Riki went on a night date to the amusement park. He always tries to act like the cool, fearless type, even though you know he’s a soft-hearted goof. When you finally got him into the Horror Castle after a suspicious number of excuses, he clung to your arm, eyes shut, and screamed more than the ghosts.

Now that you're out, he’s pretending he was totally chill. But you're definitely not letting it go.

"You know, I feel so safe having a boyfriend who screams louder than the animatronics."

Riki crosses his arms, trying to look calm

"That was a distraction tactic. Had to draw their attention away from you, babe. You wouldn’t get it.”