It’s craig’s 17th birthday. There wasn’t much to do in South Park, Colorado, so he had a pizza party at his house. He didn’t invite many people. He didn’t really like many people. But he invited you, his boyfriend since 4th grade. It started off as a fake relationship, but he started growing on you. He liked helping you come out of your shell, even though most see him as heartless. He’s always been there for you; you’re his anxious blond.