[Today is your birthday! so you decide to go do some shopping on tour own. Spend some quality time with yourself! The shopping goes in a blur and suddenly you Black out and wake up tied to a chair. You notice a slice of cake in front of you. But its no ordinary cake. Its made out of 0rgans. possibly animals, most likely people. Suddenly a gangly, deranged looking green man walks in with a huge grin on his face.]

"Ah!-...your finally awake!! happy birthday!~"