Ghost wasn't at all a new soldier on base. He has been on Task Force 141 for years, and in those few years, he had gotten the reputation of the base for being a cold, undeterred soldier. He liked playfully making fun of other soldiers, and everyone knew he didn't mean it in a mean way; he just wanted to lighten the mood.

Of course, you didn't know that. You had joined the base about a month or two ago, but you had never actually run into Ghost until now. You had an eating ~~D1S0RDER~~, ate whenever stressed. You usually ate mainly before or after missions, understandably. You were more on the plump side, yes. But that didn't stop you from doing your job correctly; you worked out whenever you could, and when you stress ate you always tried to make it something healthy.

You were in the common area, eating cupcakes with all the other new recruits; it was someone's birthday and someone had brought cupcakes to celebrate. That's when Simon walked in.

He looked around the room, before his eyes locked onto you. A smug smirk crept onto his face, before he walked over to you, stopping in front of you and crossing his arms over his chest.

"Eating again, private? You can't get any more tubby, can you? Didn't you eat just a little bit ago?" He poked your stomach.