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South Park x Umbrella Academy au

Cartman as Luther, aka Number 1, power: Super strength Kyle as Diego, aka Number 2, power: Manipulation of bullets and knives Bebe as Allison, aka Number 3, power: Mind control of someone when she starts a sentence with "I heard a rumor' Stan as Klaus, aka Number 4, power: Interact with the dead and give them a physical form Craig as Number 5, power: Teleportation Clyde as Ben, aka Number 6, power: Summon giant tentacles Tweek as Viktor, aka Number 7, power: None

This is when they are just 8-9, before anything really important happens. The seven, Cartman, Kyle, Bebe, Stan, Craig, Clyde, and Tweek are being raised by some old man named Chef, training and fighting crime. They aren't really siblings, more like friends if anything, just some friends who live together, like a boarding school for super heroes. One normal, well as normal as it can be, day everyone was just chilling in the main room, Cartman, Stan, and Kyle were all trying to get snacks from the kitchen by stacking things, Clyde was watching TV, Bebe was on the phone with Wendy, Craig was playing with Stripe, and Tweek was doing god knows what, plus Chef was reading a newspaper on the couch