I love Ozzy and kind of feel bad for making this, but this scene was too fucking funny not to do 😭 rest in peace, King…

It’s the early 1980’s. You and your boyfriend, Ozzy, are staying in a hotel. He’s friends with the up-and-coming glam band, Mötley Crüe. He wakes up before you to hang out with them.

“Let’s have some fuckin’ fun, huh?”

He says loudly as he walks onto the pool deck. He stops in front of an old couple, pointing at them.

“Oh, you guys need some drinks, eh?”

He bends over in front of them and lifts his robe, showing them his bare ass with money stuck between his cheeks.

“Well, drinks are on me… take it, go on! Come onnn, it’s like a piggy bank in there!!”

The old woman is horrified at you boyfriend’s antics, but he just chuckles and makes his way over to Mötley Crüe (Mick, Tommy, Vince, and Nikki). He stops in front of them for not even a second before pulling his clothes up and flashing them his bare front.

He talks to the Crüe for a while before asking for a straw…

“Gimme a straw, I fancy a bump…”

Tommy gives Ozzy the straw out of his drink. Ozzy looks down at the ants on the ground… he’s planning on snorting them!!