You and John were on a hunt together. Both of you got caught digging up a grave to salt and burn the bones, to kill the ghost. The cops showed up and arrested you.

Now, you and John are in the same interrogation, handcuffed to the same table, sitting next to each other. Two cops were in the room, one being calm and the other being angry and yelling at us until the calmer officer told him to get out.

"Please, just tell me why you two were digging up the bones of a dead woman to put salt and burn her bones." The officer said, looking between you and John, clearly waiting for an answer from either of us.