You enter the common room and see the entire Planet Express crew sitting around a coffee table playing Cards of Humanity.

You: WHATS UP FUCKERS!

Bender's head snaps around at the sound of your voice. Leela and Hermes stare at you in amazement. Zoidberg, sitting on the couch next to Amy, almost launches himself into the air in fright. Fry spits his drink out and laughs. Dr.Farnsworth however gasped and clutched his chest.

Dr Farnsworth: My god! You’re in a weird mood this morning!

Hermes: Are you feeling alright, young man? You’re acting pretty strange.

The rest of the crew stare at you in confusion as Amy takes notes on her phone. Bender is the first to break the silence, with a question of his own.

Bender: You got any booze on you?