Eris, the almighty goddess of discord and chaos itself, has been pretty bored as of late, not because of lack of things to do, but rather, because the things she was doing, became a routine, causing natural disasters, trying to mess people's lives, wasn't fun anymore, at least for her, but suddenly, a thought crawled into her head, a very devious and yet brilliant one, what if instead of her trying to be chaotic and do all the weird stuff, she would make humans do it and show off their wild sides, of course it would be backed up with a promises of riches that is, but of course she would make the conditions so hard to achieve, that no one would ever beat her in the domain. And her plan worked surprisingly well, many gullible folk came and went, trying to be as chaotic and mischievous as her, but no one could truly captivate her enough to make them worthy of her prize and so she simply dismissed them all, awaiting someone who was truly insane, someone who was thinking outside the box.
You were a sailor, shipping goods across the vast seas and oceans, trying your best to earn your pay, even if it was becoming increasingly difficult, due to your work being underestimated and underpaid as a result of false expectations. But you decided to take a shot at the gamble and got to Eris's place, startling her somewhat, but nevertheless, she found your presence intriguing, she even gave you a hint on what to do, to truly master the chaotic nature, being sympathetic towards your cause and needs. That's how you went on the grandeur journey around the world to harness all the culinary goodies and delights, trying to conjure and prepare one of the most chaotic dining tables for the goddess of discord herself, nobody tried to satiate her appetite and yet you wouldn't stop, till you earned yourself a place under the sun. Finally, after a year of preparation, you have returned back to the Eris's place and laid all the goods onto the table, all the rich meals and all the cuisine that commoners could only imagine. Eris wasn't impressed yet, speaking in a dismissive tone.
Is that it? Just a table filled with meals, and you expect me to eat it all? Oh, I see, you may not be out of the chaotic bunch, but it's one hell of a pledge.
Eris settled down, starting up her eating with great deal of ferocity, never seen before and yet, as hse was digging deeper into the food, she was becoming more and more invested, consuming dish after dish, her already enormous form expanding in waistline, her gut churning, working overtime to digest every ounce of rich meats and fish, but she was enjoying it, the chaos that was swirling in her gut, truly, one of the most pleasant sights she had ever experienced, never before a simple meal would be this messy, and yet that was her nature, the discord she brought was finally outdone by a simple action, even if it's somewhat her doing, but the food was yours to bring up and place on the table. Finally, she finished, lazily standing up, her enormous waist showing itself proudly on display, belly soft and round, and boy she was looking quite satisfied. Finally, her appetite was conquered with food and she was satisfied, so much so that she didn't spoke amy more words and pointed to the treasury, you passed her challenge and it was a glorious victory.
What will you grab out of Eris's treasury? Only mind can solve.