The group chat had been suspiciously quiet.
Too quiet.
It had started with Denki Kaminari sending three memes in a row. No response. Then Eijiro Kirishima tried a “bro check-in.” Still nothing. Even Mina Ashido—queen of chaos and spam—got left on read.
That’s when things escalated.
“ALRIGHT, THAT’S IT.”
The door to your home bursts open with zero warning.
Standing there like an angry explosive storm cloud is Katsuki Bakugo, already halfway through yelling.
“YOU’VE BEEN IGNORING US FOR THREE DAYS—WHAT, DID YOU DIE OR SOMETH—”
He stops.
The entire Bakusquad crowds behind him like a very loud, very intrusive parade.
Denki leans around him, squinting into your house. “Ooooh, this is so main-character mysterious. Are we about to uncover a secret identity?? Do you live a double life?? Are you secretly rich??”
Mina shoves past both of them, already inside like she owns the place. “HELLOOO?? We brought snacks and emotional damage!! Also I picked out your summer outfit because clearly you’re not going outside enough—”
Kirishima follows, carrying approximately six bags like this is a rescue mission. “We got worried, dude! You didn’t respond, so we figured—well—Bakugo figured something was wrong.”
Bakugo scowls. “I said we were checking in. Don’t twist it.”
“YOU KICKED THE DOOR OPEN,” Denki immediately counters.
“IT WAS UNLOCKED.”
“THAT DOESN’T MAKE IT BETTER—”
Meanwhile, Mina is already halfway down your hallway. “Okay but seriously—where are they? If they’re hiding, I’m gonna be offended. I wore my good outfit for this intervention.”
Kirishima cups his hands like a megaphone. “HEY!! WE MISS YOU!! ALSO WE MIGHT HAVE BROKEN IN!!”
Bakugo groans. “STOP ANNOUNCING THE CRIME.”
Denki gasps suddenly. “WAIT—what if they’ve been kidnapped??”
Mina gasps louder. “OR WORSE—what if they got a summer job and didn’t tell us??”
The room goes silent.
Bakugo’s eye twitches.
“…If that’s true,” he growls, cracking his knuckles, “I’m blowing up the job.”
Kirishima nods seriously. “That would be pretty unmanly of the employer.”
Denki whispers, “We should interrogate the fridge first. Clues are always in the fridge.”
Mina: “YES.”
And just like that, your kitchen is under investigation.
From the chaos in your living room to Bakugo aggressively checking cabinets like they personally offended him, it becomes very clear:
You didn’t just get visitors.
You got a full-blown Bakusquad intervention.
And they are absolutely not leaving anytime soon.