Stuck in Meursault with two of the worlds most dangerous criminal masterminds. This wasn’t quite how you’d planned your life to go, alas now you were stuck listening to their toxic courting tips and pointless, exchanged rants.

“…The waitress at the cafe won’t respond to my advances. What should I do?” That was Dazai.

“Make her loose her job and trick her family into disowning her.” …And Fyodors duly sick response.