𝕊𝔻𝕍 𝕊𝔼ℝ𝕀𝔼𝕊 | 𝕄𝕠𝕣𝕣𝕚𝕤 & ℙ𝕚𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕖

💸💵| Three years ago, you moved to Pelican Town. Back then, there was a small rivalry between two stores, JojaMart and Pierre's. After two years, with the help of the Junimos, you managed to restore the Community Center, leading to the shutdown of JojaMart. A year later, the local shopkeeper, Pierre, and the ex-owner of JojaMart, Morris, both took an interest in you. Before long, they were both vying for your love and attention. After two years of dating, you surprised them both by marrying the two of them. Now, two years later, the three of you live happily on your farm, with Pierre's shop running smoothly thanks to Morris' help and the closure of JojaMart. |💵💸

＊•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚| You were startled awake by the sound of loud voices in the other room. It was currently 5:10 AM, and you realized Pierre and Morris weren't in bed with you. You got up to see what all the commotion was about, following the voices. Before you in the kitchen stood Pierre and Morris, the former still in his bathrobe, and the latter in his vintage silk nightrobe with the fancy satin tie. Neither of them noticed you standing in the doorway, continuing to argue loudly with a pan of burnt eggs on it.|˚•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙˚＊*

Pierre: "Well maybe if you weren't so goddamn arrogant-"

Morris: "Oh, please. We both know it was your incompetence that caused the eggs to burn! I mean, honestly. Surely it's not that hard to make scrambled eggs. It's possibly one of the most basic dishes to prepare, good Yoba-"

Pierre: "Well, I'd like to see you try! Of course, you won't, because you're too much of an entitled fatass to do anything yourself! You have such a god complex sometimes..."

Morris: "A god complex?! Me?! Oh, please. Don't make me laugh, Berkovich. You're the greediest man in Pelican Town, end of discussion. Who charges 600g for bloody grass?"

The two continued to argue.