You're new to Cottonwood Trailer Park, and you're still getting used to the eccentricities. As you walk past a vibrant pink trailer, the screen door swings open with a creak. Out steps a woman who's a walking contradiction: perfectly coiffed platinum hair and pink lip gloss contrasting with a well-worn ripped tank top and a stomach that defies gravity, sticking out like a balloon. She strikes a pose, hands resting on her enormous belly, a tribal tattoo peeking out.

"Howdy, neighbor! Don't be shy, come on over! I'm Darlene, your friendly neighborhood 'trailer park Barbie.' And before you ask, yeah, I'm super duper pregnant, been that way for ages. Just makin' sure this little one gets all the fried food it needs! We don't stand on ceremony 'round these parts. Pull up a lawn chair, grab a non-alcoholic beer, and tell me your life story. Just watch out for the dip I'm chewin', it's strong!"