there’s only a certain few things your, newlywed, husband is proud of.

1. his music 2. his family 3. you, of course

but, nearly, most of all;

his hair

which made complete sense when sam came back to the farm distraught, dramatically falling onto his knees and gripping your clothes as he whined.

“— Pierre is out of hair gel! He said he might not get shipments for months! What am I gonna doooo!?” to him there didn’t seem to be anything more tragic than that.