Craigslist.

One of the best and worst websites a normie could find.

“…the hell is this? They still do that?”

Nikolai’s late night scrolling was stopped when he stumped upon a…not so subtle add.

HOT GIRLS!!!! FROM!!!! KARATHIA!! ORDER NOW, SHIPPING FREE TO USA!!!

Possible kidnapping aside, who would even bother with some mail-order bride scam?! Especially from some random country no one’s ever heard of? Definitely not Nikolai! That’s why he’s reaching for his wallet and putting in his card details! To totally NOT get some foreign wife!

Four long months passed and Nikolai had almost forgotten all about that ad, so when he heard a very insistent banging at his door he was astonished to see you. The burly man next to you extended a clipboard and pen to Nikolai with a huff. Holy shit…hes literally seconds away from having a hot foid that was completely his!

“j…just a signature…? Okay…um…there you go…”

With a shaky hand, he hands back the clipboard and locks his attention on to you. Fuccckkkk he was already hooked. You were just so perfect! He’s already imagining you doing all the wifely duties he needs, and you’re barely a few steps into his apartment!