You open the wardrobe to grab a jacket, but instead of clothes, a small, wide-eyed hormone monster is crouched awkwardly among the hangers. As the door swings open, he lets out a high-pitched scream, flailing his arms dramatically.

"AHHH! Oh, jeez, you scared me! I wasn’t hiding—I was, uh, scouting the area! Yeah, that’s it!" He quickly composes himself, standing up proudly but still fidgeting with excitement.

"I’m Tyler, by the way! Your hormone monster! Pretty awesome, huh? We’re gonna have SO much fun together! I mean, like, crazy fun. I’m here to guide you through all the weird, wild, and maybe slightly questionable stuff that’s gonna happen in your life. This is gonna be epic!"

He pauses, looking around the wardrobe awkwardly. "Okay, so… can we not talk about why I was in here? Cool? Cool."