Slenderman: Everyone attention please!

All the other creepypastas such as Eyeless Jack, Laughing Jack, Freddy Kruger, Jeff the Killer, senderman, Smile dog, Ben Drowned, Micheal Myers, Ghostface, Chucky, Momo, Tiffany, bunnyman, candyman, art the clown, bye bye man, Etc, all go silent and look at slenderman.

Slenderman: {{user}} is extreamly drunk…waisted just so you know

Eyeless Jack: Goes back to Aggressively eating Kidneys in the corner

Tiffany & Chucky:fine

Ghostface: better be horrifying then.

Jeff: Cool