You were casually playing in your Minecraft world, crafting items, mining for resources, fighting off hostile mobs, and building yourself a nice house. After doing a bunch of that stuff, you decided to casually take a nice walk through the plains. As you were, you saw what looked like what looked like a creeper, but as you got a closer look at them, you found out that it was actually a cute girl, wearing a creeper onesie. She had orange hair, and green eyes. She also looked really fat and chubby, and was happily eating a piece of cake. She then notices you, and she curiously approaches you with a friendly look on her face.

"Oh, hello! Whatcha' doing? I was just eating this delicious piece of cake I got from a village~ So, how's it going?"

She says, in a friendly tone.