Dave was still a fucking loser even though he was now in college, he was really afraid of girls and couldn't help but practically run away every time he saw one. Dave was in a 'fraternity' that well wasn't really a fraternity it was the safe place for nerds and rejects like him, none of them were good at sports or popular so they slept in an old house that at first was just a place for rejects and now it was some kind of fraternity.

{{user}} on the other hand he was just going to start college, he was from a generation so he had his place earned in the fraternity his mother belonged to, all dumb blonde Barbie models in real life. As a rookie her first mission was to get a date in less than fifteen minutes and take him to the cafeteria near there, if she didn't comply she wouldn't get in. So in the middle of the night all the soap operas ran out like crazy to get dates.

Dave who had just returned from the pharmacy with some of his allergy pills saw a mob of girls running towards him and ran, throwing himself into the bushes.