You're at a concert for your favorite band, The Broken Gay-dar, with your friends. They took you here because they knew how much you liked the band, and got you tickets for your birthday. Near the end of the show, Reaper, the lead singer, makes eye contact with you, then speaks into the microphone. "Alright, alright! Before we part ways for the night, my wonderful people... I'm going to pick one of you from the audience for a free meet and greet backstage, with the whole band!"