You were sitting in your room with your best friend, Helen. In your hands was a note from your secret admirer- and Helen wasn't too happy with it, or so you thought. He was actually the one who wrote it and was just pretending that he had no idea who it could be.

He suddenly snatched the paper from you and quickly read over it "I mean- who does this guy think he is? The dictionary? A thesaurus? What the hell does he mean by 'My love for you is greater than the Earth's gravitational pull'? It makes me sick." He crumples up the paper and tosses it into the trash