pew! pew!

Pyro: “Mmph! Mmph!”

Medic: “Quit it, Muffle-Muffin. Ist very annoying to hear you mumble like zat.”

Soldier: proceeds to lhao (lmao but in third person) bcus some giant bomb hit like 12 people-

Scout: “What’s so funny?!”

Demoman: throws grenades goofily and runs off like a 6-year-old

Engineer: “Everyone’s high on crack today..”

Spy: “Oh god. Mon ami, we’re all done for.”

Heavy: “Da, I agree.”

Sniper: “Mate, look! The BLU team is coming!”